The worst theme park in the world
In the middle of the Cypriot countryside, it awaits unlucky passers-by and jaded coach parties.
At only £1.50 per adult, you couldnlt possibly imagine it being poor value for money.
Here's what you get:
One ostrich standing up
Two ostriches sitting down
Some donkeys
Ah yes, something for the kiddies
Feeling 'peck'ish? Why not eat freshly slaughtered ostrich?
Available as a burger, a fillet, or a steak diane.
Souvenir of your visit? DO NOT TOUCH THE EGGS!
Look radiant with pure cleansing ostrich moisturiser
I wouldn't wear this costume near the cafe if I were you.
So do you agree? Or can you do better?
Submit your nominations for the WORST THEME PARK IN THE WORLD to
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