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The instructions on this lovely Christmas present for your pet are very clear. Because heaven forbid your cat should get distressed by your kind gift. So the cracker has no bang. And your cat should not attempt to open the cracker by itself or with another moggy friend, you should do it. And the mouse iside is for your cat, but don't let it near your children or we might get sued. And the photoframe is fine for a picture of your cat, but not for your cat to play with. DO THEY THINK WE'RE STUPID?![]() |